Words of Wisdom for Everyone

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.

3. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

4. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was
probably worth it.

5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a
scapegoat.

6. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

7. When someone says, "Do you want my opinion?" - it's always a negative one.

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

10. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.